Our story begins with the arrival of "The Swann" .........  seen below having arrived at his destination on a Fokker 95 Easy Jet.

Destination - UNKNOWN


  "..G'day possum's... parlez vous Anglais…?

Well, tie me kangaroo down sport, and pass me a Castlemaine Cross Cross Cross Cross

Now where's that Sheila and her bloke, who was supposed to come and meet me?

The first place I need to visit is one of those shops that sells those cork-on-a-string hats"


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