Our story begins with the arrival of "The Swann" ......... seen below having arrived at his destination on a Fokker 95 Easy Jet.
Destination - UNKNOWN
"..G'day possum's... parlez vous Anglais…?
Well, tie me kangaroo down sport, and pass me a Castlemaine Cross Cross Cross Cross
Now where's that Sheila and her bloke, who was supposed to come and meet me?
The first place I need to visit is one of those shops that sells those cork-on-a-string hats"