A BEER
Gawd bloody strewth possum's...... the old eyes are playing tricks again this morning..... I'm sure that was Dikomite who just walked by..!!
Nah.... couldn't have been him.... they wouldn't allow him in the bloody country to start with. It must be the Castlemaine Cross Cross Cross Cross playing tricks again.
Have you noticed possum's... I've bumped into that aborigine fella again... you remember him from the other day - Wankontrombone.
Apparently, he's popped into the village to trade some crocodile skins. He hopes to raise enough money from the sale to purchase a Betamax Video Machine, to go with last years purchase of 60 Betamax video cassettes.
.... and next year he hopes to purchase a generator to power it..
... then the year after that, a TV to watch them on.
His fellow tribesmen look on him as being "well-off"
Anyway........ time for a walk I think, and take in some of the sights, before lunch