Well .. hello again me old ship mates... just thought I'd pop out and do a bit of exercise after that last snack…. and I could feel a bit of wind building up
Jeez, gawd help the geezer sat in the next kazi when I let rip after that last meal....... fair stinkum, as the locals say
Will yer look at the size of these turds

Bet the kangaroo that left these has ripped it's arse to shreds